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The Pretitled of Boris Dragosani

“Each one of us is a cause of global warming.” Alvin Goremunk

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The Glorious Nations of Iwaku

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Boris Dragosani

Population16.204 billion

CapitalSeville
LeaderAlvin Goremunk
FaithEnvironmentalism

Currencycarbontax
AnimalChipmunk

The Pretitled of Boris Dragosani is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alvin Goremunk with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, hatred of cheese, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.204 billion Dragosanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seville. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dragosanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,251 trillion carbontaxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Retail, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 200,672 carbontaxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, Alvin Goremunk is quite hard to get a hold of, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, and the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Boris Dragosani's national animal is the Chipmunk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Environmentalism.

Boris Dragosani is ranked 203,888th in the world and 163rd in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Stationary, with 43.02755579568 days.

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Highest Drug Use: 34thHighest Crime Rates: 102ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 123rdMost Armed: 152ndMost Beautiful Environments: 190thBest Weather: 206thMost Rebellious Youth: 283rdMost Inclusive: 358thMost Subsidized Industry: 413thLargest Retail Industry: 482ndMost Secular: 548thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 554thMost Compassionate Citizens: 613thHighest Food Quality: 642ndMost Advanced Public Education: 688thNicest Citizens: 702ndLargest Black Market: 1,108thRudest Citizens: 1,175thFattest Citizens: 1,403rdMost Cultured: 1,451stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,484thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,194thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,702ndMost Pacifist: 6,162ndHighest Economic Output: 6,481stHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,122ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,052ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,475thLargest Governments: 11,457thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,821stMost Avoided: 12,312thTop
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Nudest: 16,422ndMost Influential: 19,958thSmartest Citizens: 20,747thLargest Populations: 23,434thLargest Welfare Programs: 28,348thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 29,748th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 10th in the regionMost Politically Free: 12th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Boris Dragosani was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Boris Dragosani, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly.
  • : Following new legislation in Boris Dragosani, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
  • : Following new legislation in Boris Dragosani, Alvin Goremunk is quite hard to get a hold of.
  • : Following new legislation in Boris Dragosani, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Boris Dragosani, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
  • : Following new legislation in Boris Dragosani, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Boris Dragosani, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : Following new legislation in Boris Dragosani, Alvin Goremunk is famed for giving great back rubs.
  • : Following new legislation in Boris Dragosani, the government pours millions of carbontaxes into rehabilitation programs annually.

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