Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: Excessive |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: The Glorious Nations of Iwaku
Population | 16.204 billion |
Capital | Seville |
Leader | Alvin Goremunk |
Faith | Environmentalism |
Currency | carbontax |
Animal | Chipmunk |
The Pretitled of Boris Dragosani is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alvin Goremunk with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, hatred of cheese, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.204 billion Dragosanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seville. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dragosanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,251 trillion carbontaxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Retail, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 200,672 carbontaxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, Alvin Goremunk is quite hard to get a hold of, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, and the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Boris Dragosani's national animal is the Chipmunk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Environmentalism.
Boris Dragosani is ranked 203,888th in the world and 163rd in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Stationary, with 43.02755579568 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Boris Dragosani was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Following new legislation in Boris Dragosani, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly.
- : Following new legislation in Boris Dragosani, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Following new legislation in Boris Dragosani, Alvin Goremunk is quite hard to get a hold of.
- : Following new legislation in Boris Dragosani, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.
- : Following new legislation in Boris Dragosani, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
- : Following new legislation in Boris Dragosani, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
- : Following new legislation in Boris Dragosani, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
- : Following new legislation in Boris Dragosani, Alvin Goremunk is famed for giving great back rubs.
- : Following new legislation in Boris Dragosani, the government pours millions of carbontaxes into rehabilitation programs annually.