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The Federation of Boyne Thee

“God, Fatherland, Superiority”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: The North Pacific


Boyne Thee

Population477 million



The Federation of Boyne Thee is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 477 million Boyne Theeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.3%.

The very strong Boyne Theean economy, worth 37.9 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,410 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 246,712 per year while the poor average 19,665, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, female smokers cut their hair and don suits to get into male-only clubs, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, and justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Boyne Thee's national animal is the Cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Boyne Thee is ranked 153,387th in the world and 8,254th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.13 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,223rdTop
Most Influential: 3,534thMost Devout: 4,393rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,357thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,680thFattest Citizens: 6,833rdLargest Gambling Industry: 7,127thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,228thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,622ndTop
Most Armed: 9,658thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,751stLargest Insurance Industry: 15,830th
Most Devout: 168th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 206th in the regionFattest Citizens: 226th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 230th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 240th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 257th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 309th in the regionMost Armed: 359th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 484th in the regionLargest Black Market: 629th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 668th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 748th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 834th in the regionMost Influential: 839th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Boyne Thee was endorsed by The Republic of The Stratosphere Islands.
  • : Boyne Thee was endorsed by The Red Queendom of Jasminlandia.
  • : Boyne Thee was endorsed by The Republic of Irab.
  • : Following new legislation in Boyne Thee, justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag.
  • : Following new legislation in Boyne Thee, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law.
  • : Following new legislation in Boyne Thee, female smokers cut their hair and don suits to get into male-only clubs.
  • : Following new legislation in Boyne Thee, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Boyne Thee, people have become comfortably numb.
  • : Following new legislation in Boyne Thee, religious bigotry is not allowed but bigotry against theism is encouraged.
  • : Boyne Thee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 122 » Zumlandia, Shibutani, Sundred, McMasterdonia, Yaorozu, The Tampa Bay Rays, Alunya, The Rhein States, Joodey, Duerrlewang, Runeda, Territorio di Nessuno, Great Bights Mum, Loutsland, Guer Aike, Corfad, Dreadton, Notyoutopia, Xentherida, Sockmanland, Xagill, New Bremerton, Napnomadia, 1 very fast endotarter, Omnistria, New Octicarg, Wineclaw, Daiz, North Bratislava, Holy Oranz, PotatoFarmers, Federation Terra Australis, Neworva, Trillius, Dar es Saalam, Koda-Land, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Amauri, Clan Spaniel, PlanetPunk, Sunto, Glurponia, Shadowrik, Kwaj, Selfgradatude, Frances Francis the First of France, United Kahndaq, Wisconsota, Ponantine, Abject Ludicrosity, and 72 others.Miruma, Pallaith, Kranostav, Wilkshire, Gnomewatchers, Pasargad, Steampunk Ariel, Yukti, Empy, Pazair, Phoeba, Nordic-British Union, The Iron Lions, Rosewood-, Seenvorland, Viridiann, Haor Chall, Vincone Cae, Daymonskinner, Dabarastan, Ethnon, Orado, Parmovand, Zyvetskistaahn, Kasazzastan, Afcon, United Anglo-America, Maott, Siwale, Eravonia, Ravendi, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Idumetala, Huks Gares, Interdimensional Zone, Sil Dorsett, Valhalla123, Serendipita Martia, Equestrian Commonwealth, U S Eh, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, Kaschovia, New Trisone, Bearical, The Austro Germanic Union, Castle Federation, Diodone, Black Templares, Aratani, Maestros haven, El Fiji Grande, Wodan, Palgo, Malta Comino Gozo, Religioncord, Umuyyad, Fendlium, Northern Wush, Aenglaland, Votak Matim, General COE, Mazeoftime, Valentine Z, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Praeceps, New Bismuthium, Volstokn, Angshire, Cobleck Weleis, Irab, Jasminlandia, and The Stratosphere Islands.

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