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The Kingdom of Boyne Thee

“God, Fatherland, Superiority”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific


Boyne Thee

Population1.798 billion

LeaderBjornsen VII

CurrencyBoyne Thee Reichmark
AnimalHardened Wolf

The Kingdom of Boyne Thee is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bjornsen VII with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.798 billion Boyne Theeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reichstaggenton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.1%.

The powerhouse Boyne Theean economy, worth 219 trillion Boyne Thee Reichmarks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,050 Boyne Thee Reichmarks, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of Boyne Thee Reichmarks are being blown on orbital weapons development, no one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on, there's a mortuary next to every Boyne Theean restaurant, and colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Boyne Theean Liberator". Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boyne Thee's national animal is the Hardened Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Boyne Thee is ranked 19,830th in the world and 926th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,830.82 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,277thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,521stMost Influential: 1,655thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,406thMost Devout: 2,538thFattest Citizens: 3,211thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,684thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,772ndMost Avoided: 7,979thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,597thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,998thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,005thLargest Black Market: 9,216thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,391stMost Armed: 9,973rdTop
Largest Mining Sector: 12,760thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,892ndMost Conservative: 16,507thHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,482ndLargest Insurance Industry: 19,830th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 80th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 101st in the regionFattest Citizens: 106th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 110th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 162nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 218th in the regionMost Avoided: 292nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 357th in the regionMost Armed: 368th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 375th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 383rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 398th in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 489th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 494th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 636th in the regionMost Influential: 638th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 825th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 887th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 926th in the region

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