The Republic of Bracelet is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.568 billion Braceletians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.5%.

The powerhouse Braceletian economy, worth 212 trillion Bits a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,637 Bits, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry, heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, and several inches are being added to first class seating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bracelet's national animal is the Pony, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bracelet is ranked 156,789^th in the world and 460^th in Sunset Shimmer for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,859.9 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.