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The Commarist nation of Brayjing

“Communism is glorious!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Chicken overlords

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Brayjing

Population4.017 billion

CapitalNeighbray

CurrencyEquality
AnimalPony

The Commarist nation of Brayjing is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.017 billion Brayjingians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neighbray. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Brayjingian economy, worth 59.1 trillion Equalities a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 14,717 Equalities, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Brayjingian mussels the biggest in Chicken overlords, and pregnant women make easy targets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brayjing's national animal is the Pony.

Brayjing is ranked 126,055th in the world and 6,202nd in Chicken overlords for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 597.74 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 5,340thMost Conservative: 6,762ndMost Income Equality: 7,865thTop
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Safest: 11,549thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,821stMost Extreme: 19,890th
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Safest: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 12th in the regionMost Conservative: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionMost Income Equality: 33rd in the regionLargest Populations: 73rd in the regionLargest Governments: 76th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 84th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 140th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 154th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 209th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 214th in the regionMost Pacifist: 221st in the regionBest Weather: 250th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 257th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 416th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 429th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 677th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 837th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 895th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 978th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,004th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,033rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brayjing, pregnant women make easy targets.
  • : Following new legislation in Brayjing, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Brayjingian mussels the biggest in Chicken overlords.
  • : Following new legislation in Brayjing, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • : Following new legislation in Brayjing, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
  • : Following new legislation in Brayjing, the roads are virtually falling apart.
  • : Brayjing was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Brayjing's influence in Chicken overlords fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Brayjing's influence in Chicken overlords fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Brayjing's influence in Chicken overlords rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Brayjing's influence in Chicken overlords fell from "Squire" to "Page".

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