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The Rogue Nation of Brealoville

“Let them come, for we are able.” Lord Commander Brealaran

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: The Versutian Federation

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Brealoville

Population14.593 billion

CapitalBrealingrad
LeaderLord Commander Brealaran
FaithThe Imperial Creed

CurrencyBreal
AnimalSlugga Boy

The Rogue Nation of Brealoville is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Commander Brealaran with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.593 billion Brealovilleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brealingrad. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The enormous but inefficient Brealovillean economy, worth a remarkable 1,004 trillion Breals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 68,812 Breals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', and students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brealoville's national animal is the Slugga Boy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Imperial Creed.

Brealoville is ranked 232,795th in the world and 9th in The Versutian Federation for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -9.96 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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5%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,306thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,573rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,527thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,075thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,504thLowest Crime Rates: 7,923rdMost Armed: 8,060thLargest Governments: 8,592ndMost Corrupt Governments: 10,223rdMost Cultured: 11,749thTop
10%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,427thMost Influential: 12,884thSmartest Citizens: 14,138thLargest Black Market: 14,692ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,901stMost Devout: 17,701stLargest Populations: 17,747thHighest Economic Output: 18,517thBest Weather: 21,557thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,126thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,488th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Brealoville was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Brealoville was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Brealoville's influence in The Versutian Federation rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Brealoville was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Brealoville was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Brealoville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Brealoville was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Following new legislation in Brealoville, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.
  • : Brealoville was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Brealoville was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

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