The Federal Republic of Bresinnia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Filip Jakob Kavchich with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.803 billion Bresinnians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vinyola. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Bresinnian economy, worth 453 trillion Bresinnian Tolars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,654 Bresinnian Tolars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eminent domain has been abolished, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Marten, and the old neighbourhood isn't how most Bresinnians remember it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bresinnia's national animal is the Marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Bresinnia is ranked 6,560^th in the world and 5^th in Christians for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,192.68 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.