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The 𝔻𝕒𝕤 𝔹𝔹 Empire of BrightonBurg

“Orbis terrarum nostri est(The world is ours)” Kaiser Janos II

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: One big Island



Population37.416 billion

CapitalGreater Brightonburg City
LeaderKaiser Janos II
FaithOrange Catholic

CurrencyGold or Silver Krona
AnimalWild Boar

The 𝔻𝕒𝕤 𝔹𝔹 Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.416 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 18,275 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 488,430 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,112,670 per year while the poor average 71,820, a ratio of 29.4 to 1.

Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 225,323rd in the world and 41st in One big Island for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -27.13 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Mining Sector: 24thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26thLargest Insurance Industry: 29thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 48thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 61stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 64thFattest Citizens: 82ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 83rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 84thMost Devout: 90thMost Avoided: 94thHighest Economic Output: 98thMost Ignorant Citizens: 102ndMost Primitive: 105thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 111thHighest Disposable Incomes: 129thLargest Retail Industry: 176thMost Corrupt Governments: 178thLargest Agricultural Sector: 230thHighest Average Incomes: 341stLargest Populations: 403rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 408thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 439thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 970thRudest Citizens: 1,224thMost Armed: 1,250thLargest Black Market: 1,694thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,250thMost Influential: 6,003rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,725thMost Efficient Economies: 9,611thTop
Most Conservative: 11,533rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,276thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,311thLowest Crime Rates: 20,030thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,787thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22,525th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the region

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