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The 𝔻𝕒𝕤 𝔹𝔹 Empire of BrightonBurg

“Orbis terrarum nostri est(The world is ours)” Kaiser Janos II

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: One big Island



Population36.917 billion

CapitalGreater Brightonburg City
LeaderKaiser Janos II
FaithOrange Catholic

CurrencyGold or Silver Krona
AnimalWild Boar

The 𝔻𝕒𝕤 𝔹𝔹 Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 36.917 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 17,837 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 483,169 Gold or Silver Kronor, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrants who don't like the taste of BrightonBurgian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, there's a hole in the heart of every BrightonBurgian city, serial killers are the country's biggest import, and membership in Orange Catholic is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 17,962nd in the world and 9th in One big Island for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,506.54 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Largest Mining Sector: 23rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26thLargest Insurance Industry: 31stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 50thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 61stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 62ndFattest Citizens: 78thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 82ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 84thMost Avoided: 91stMost Devout: 93rdMost Primitive: 94thHighest Economic Output: 96thMost Ignorant Citizens: 100thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 116thHighest Disposable Incomes: 131stMost Corrupt Governments: 172ndLargest Retail Industry: 173rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 217thHighest Average Incomes: 339thLargest Populations: 399thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 416thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 943rdRudest Citizens: 1,298thMost Armed: 1,303rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,572ndLargest Black Market: 1,964thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,888thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,448thMost Influential: 5,840thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,028thMost Efficient Economies: 9,296thMost Conservative: 9,517thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 17,623rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,962ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,570th
Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the region

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