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The 𝔻𝕒𝕤 𝔹𝔹 Empire of BrightonBurg

“Orbis terrarum nostri est(The world is ours)” Kaiser Janos II

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: One big Island



Population38.334 billion

CapitalGreater Brightonburg City
LeaderKaiser Janos II
FaithOrange Catholic

CurrencyGold or Silver Krona
AnimalWild Boar

The 𝔻𝕒𝕤 𝔹𝔹 Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.334 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 18,768 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 489,597 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,203,190 per year while the poor average 67,120, a ratio of 32.8 to 1.

The single fish caught by BrightonBurgian fishers last year is cited as evidence of BrightonBurg's thriving fisheries, the BrightonBurgian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel, just as students finish their homework it's time for school, and BrightonBurgian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 241,398th in the world and 41st in One big Island for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -84.68 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Mining Sector: 24thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27thLargest Insurance Industry: 29thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 50thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 58thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 59thFattest Citizens: 85thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 85thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 85thMost Avoided: 96thHighest Economic Output: 97thMost Devout: 97thMost Primitive: 105thMost Ignorant Citizens: 106thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 110thHighest Disposable Incomes: 128thMost Corrupt Governments: 193rdLargest Retail Industry: 199thLargest Agricultural Sector: 245thHighest Average Incomes: 359thLargest Populations: 401stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 419thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 435thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,018thMost Armed: 1,291stLargest Black Market: 1,842ndRudest Citizens: 1,855thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,397thMost Influential: 6,154thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,996thMost Efficient Economies: 9,770thTop
Most Conservative: 13,782ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,806thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,722ndLowest Crime Rates: 21,682ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,163rd
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the region

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