The Empire of the BB of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 46.496 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 23,937 trillion Silver Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 514,839 Silver Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,575,126 per year while the poor average 130,346, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

Police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, the nation excels at displacement, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Orange Catholic Church ⛪.

BrightonBurg is ranked 1,291^st in the world and 1^st in One big Island for Most Patriotic, with 121.32 flags saluted per person per day.