The Colony of Britannia Colony is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 14.321 billion Britannia Colonyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 46.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Britannia Colonyian economy, worth 398 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,809 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britannia Colony's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Britannia Colony is ranked 127,536^th in the world and 1^st in The Empire of Britannia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.96 law-abiding acts per hour.