The Kingdom of Britcan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Matthew II with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 27.102 billion Britcanis enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lontwa. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Britcani economy, worth a remarkable 7,117 trillion Pounars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 262,615 Pounars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, and wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps. Crime is totally unknown. Britcan's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Britcan is ranked 20,335^th in the world and 2^nd in The Commonwealth Society for Nudest, with 220 cheeks per square mile.