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The Krinslo Empire of British Bayonet

“Blood and Steel” Emperor Arthur Britannia

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: The North Pacific


British Bayonet

Population5.469 billion

CapitalSt Constantine
LeaderEmperor Arthur Britannia


The Krinslo Empire of British Bayonet is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Arthur Britannia with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.469 billion British are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Constantine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.3%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,772 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 324,049 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. British Bayonet's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Karadism.

British Bayonet is ranked 55,356th in the world and 2,849th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,527.54 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 49thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 119thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 131stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 433rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 531stMost Influential: 679thLargest Black Market: 970thMost Armed: 1,323rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,530thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,878thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,576thMost Devout: 3,051stMost Avoided: 5,114thLargest Governments: 5,191stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,987thMost Efficient Economies: 6,564thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,567thHighest Economic Output: 8,553rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,750thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 10,609thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,403rdLargest Insurance Industry: 12,339thMost Developed: 12,983rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,008thMost Authoritarian: 13,166thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,436thMost Conservative: 13,481stLongest Average Lifespans: 18,387thMost Stationary: 18,457thLowest Crime Rates: 19,045thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,658thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,738th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 39th in the regionMost Armed: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 70th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 71st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 74th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 93rd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 128th in the regionMost Avoided: 174th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 239th in the regionMost Influential: 242nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 255th in the regionLargest Governments: 267th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 302nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 318th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 350th in the regionMost Stationary: 446th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 466th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 543rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 601st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 607th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 610th in the regionMost Developed: 688th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 690th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 796th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 822nd in the regionMost Conservative: 844th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 910th in the regionLargest Populations: 930th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 934th in the region

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