The Republic of British Engum Dicieland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 3.971 billion British Engum Dicielandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 27.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped British Engum Dicielandian economy, worth 134 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,868 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Engum Dicieland's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

British Engum Dicieland is ranked 181,744^th in the world and 11,331^st in Lazarus for Largest Governments, scoring 11.49 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.