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The Republic of British Mus Armeranomatefr

“For Queen and Country!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Balder

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British Mus Armeranomatefr

Population13.886 billion

CapitalMus Armeranomatefrian
Leaderthe Queen
FaithProtestantism

Currencypound
Animalcrocodile

The Republic of British Mus Armeranomatefr is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Queen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory vegetarianism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.886 billion British Mus Armeranomatefrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mus Armeranomatefrian. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.8%.

The frighteningly efficient British Mus Armeranomatefrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,881 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 135,511 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 633,968 per year while the poor average 17,304, a ratio of 36.6 to 1.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf", a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections, and what goes down must come up. Crime is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. British Mus Armeranomatefr's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Protestantism.

British Mus Armeranomatefr is ranked 13,552nd in the world and 132nd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 1,892.57610125052 days.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 562ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 762ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 800thMost Avoided: 2,107thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,236thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,392ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,790thHighest Crime Rates: 2,880thTop
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Largest Black Market: 4,165thFattest Citizens: 4,621stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,421stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,794thLargest Mining Sector: 10,471stHighest Economic Output: 13,469thMost Stationary: 13,552ndMost Influential: 14,200thMost Secular: 14,431stTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 15,884thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,451stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,111thMost Conservative: 26,775thHighest Average Incomes: 28,348thLargest Populations: 29,414th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 97th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 115th in the regionMost Avoided: 121st in the regionMost Stationary: 132nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 143rd in the regionMost Influential: 163rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 167th in the regionFattest Citizens: 259th in the regionLargest Black Market: 264th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 319th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 386th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 550th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 574th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 713th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 730th in the regionMost Secular: 818th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 926th in the regionLargest Populations: 935th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,002nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in British Mus Armeranomatefr, what goes down must come up.
  • : Following new legislation in British Mus Armeranomatefr, a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections.
  • : Following new legislation in British Mus Armeranomatefr, model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf".
  • : Following new legislation in British Mus Armeranomatefr, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Following new legislation in British Mus Armeranomatefr, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable.
  • : Following new legislation in British Mus Armeranomatefr, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into British Mus Armeranomatefrian as 'your finger, you fool'.
  • : Following new legislation in British Mus Armeranomatefr, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in British Mus Armeranomatefr, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • : Following new legislation in British Mus Armeranomatefr, sibling rivalry has become a favorite topic for developmental psychologists.
  • : Following new legislation in British Mus Armeranomatefr, the British Mus Armeranomatefrian foreign aid program is quick to provide starving children with the latest video games.

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