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The Commonwealth of British Nations

“Dieu et mon droit”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the South Pacific

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British Nations

Population503 million

CapitalLondon

CurrencyPound
AnimalLion

The Commonwealth of British Nations is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The quiet, industrious population of 503 million Commonwealth Citizens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 52.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Commonwealth economy, worth 53.1 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,467 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists visit British Nations to mass-moon Commonwealth politicians, ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime is totally unknown. British Nations's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

British Nations is ranked 22,108th in the world and 635th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 73.18 on the Human Development Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,800thMost Influential: 5,471stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,933rdTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 10,203rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,715thMost Inclusive: 14,075th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 251st in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 365th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 388th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 472nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 495th in the regionMost Influential: 497th in the regionMost Inclusive: 504th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 514th in the regionMost Cultured: 528th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 558th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 562nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in British Nations, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in British Nations, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.
  • : British Nations voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The New Inquisition".
  • : Following new legislation in British Nations, ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates.
  • : Following new legislation in British Nations, tourists visit British Nations to mass-moon Commonwealth politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in British Nations, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
  • : British Nations voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Food Waste".
  • : Following new legislation in British Nations, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
  • : Following new legislation in British Nations, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in British Nations, children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast.

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