The Republic of British Oasylaphelnondi is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 9.692 billion British Oasylaphelnondians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Defense are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.1%.

The strong British Oasylaphelnondian economy, worth 496 trillion francs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 51,238 francs, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, the British Oasylaphelnondi City Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is moderate. British Oasylaphelnondi's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

British Oasylaphelnondi is ranked 225,155^th in the world and 9,610^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.53 law-abiding acts per hour.