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The Absolute Monarchy of British Pacific Islands

“Throw the cheese or get yeeted into a gulag!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific

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British Pacific Islands

Population898 million

CapitalGround Zero
LeaderKing Bugcat

CurrencyPound
AnimalUnicorn

The Absolute Monarchy of British Pacific Islands is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by King Bugcat with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 898 million Cool Kids are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ground Zero. The average income tax rate is 63.7%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 155 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 172,688 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Nose plugs are the latest British fashion accessory, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients, and coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops. Crime is almost non-existent. British Pacific Islands's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

British Pacific Islands is ranked 31,371st in the world and 1,694th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 67.79 Years.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 181stMost Influential: 727thMost Secular: 1,475thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,881stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,569thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,531stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,612thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,961stMost Armed: 6,052ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,335thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,704thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,752ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 8,390thHighest Average Incomes: 8,550thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,754thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,532ndMost Avoided: 10,972ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,247thMost Efficient Economies: 11,276thHighest Drug Use: 14,220thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,291st
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Most Secular: 77th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 115th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 139th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 150th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 189th in the regionLargest Black Market: 237th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 250th in the regionMost Armed: 257th in the regionMost Influential: 266th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 317th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 324th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 329th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 356th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 378th in the regionMost Avoided: 409th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 421st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 441st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 562nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 571st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 590th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 605th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 721st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 729th in the region

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