“Throw the cheese or get yeeted into a gulag!”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Page
Location: The North Pacific
The Absolute Monarchy of British Pacific Islands is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by King Bugcat with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 898 million Cool Kids are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ground Zero. The average income tax rate is 63.7%.
The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 155 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 172,688 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Nose plugs are the latest British fashion accessory, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients, and coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops. Crime is almost non-existent. British Pacific Islands's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in British Pacific Islands, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
- : Following new legislation in British Pacific Islands, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients.
- : Following new legislation in British Pacific Islands, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back.
- : Following new legislation in British Pacific Islands, nose plugs are the latest British fashion accessory.
- : British Pacific Islands endorsed The Federation of Oolah kooshie.
- : Following new legislation in British Pacific Islands, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in British Pacific Islands, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
- : British Pacific Islands was endorsed by The Federation of Oolah kooshie.
- : Following new legislation in British Pacific Islands, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
- : Following new legislation in British Pacific Islands, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
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