The Queendom of British South Atlantic is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 14.277 billion British South Atlanticians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The strong British South Atlantician economy, worth 802 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 56,218 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 362,330 per year while the poor average 3,524, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. British South Atlantic's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

British South Atlantic is ranked 199,681^st in the world and 1^st in British South Atlantic for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 854.74 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.