The Syndicalist Federation of British Soviets is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jeremy Corbyn with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, lack of airports, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 5.875 billion British are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Communal London. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 875 trillion Workers' Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 148,941 Workers' Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow, lobster tastes best when it is red, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, and children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life. Crime is totally unknown. British Soviets's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

British Soviets is ranked 8,977^th in the world and 5^th in The Socialist Syndicalist Union for Largest Black Market, with 130 trillion Standard Monetary Units.