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Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The Bar on the corner of every region

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Brocklandia

Population17.835 billion

CapitalDarkest Surburbia
Leaderthe biggest squirrels you ever saw
Faith--uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever

Currencygoober
Animalgiant dancing howler monkey

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the biggest squirrels you ever saw with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.835 billion Brocklandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkest Surburbia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brocklandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,899 trillion goobers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 274,719 goobers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

For the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, the nation is so apathetic that Brocklandians can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government, and The biggest squirrels you ever saw's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brocklandia's national animal is the giant dancing howler monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is --uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever.

Brocklandia is ranked 78,620th in the world and 37th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,700.59 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Nudest: 2ndRudest Citizens: 35thHighest Crime Rates: 72ndMost Armed: 95thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 108thMost Rebellious Youth: 131stFattest Citizens: 144thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 228thLargest Retail Industry: 229thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 340thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 625thMost Valuable International Artwork: 689thHighest Disposable Incomes: 829thLargest Publishing Industry: 892ndMost Politically Free: 1,121stMost Avoided: 1,216thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,326thMost Inclusive: 1,381stHighest Drug Use: 1,671stMost Cultured: 1,762ndHighest Economic Output: 1,886thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,573rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,298thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,301stSmartest Citizens: 4,069thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,825thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,205thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,399thMost Influential: 5,751stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,094thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,110thMost Efficient Economies: 6,519thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,295thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,301stLargest Populations: 8,405thMost Secular: 9,261stLargest Mining Sector: 9,648thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,867thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,868thLargest Black Market: 11,727thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,834thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,846thMost Extreme: 15,959th
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Nudest: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the region

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