Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Regional Influence: Vassal
Location: Bingos Puppet Sanctuary
The Commonwealth of Brockton MA is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, ban on automobiles, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.081 billion Brockton MAians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Public Transport and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.5%.
The Brockton MAian economy, worth 47.1 trillion Oranges a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,541 Oranges, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 149,668 per year while the poor average 9,287, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.
Leader's pathetic ghost costume is the butt of many jokes (Brockton MA has found 1 easter egg), science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, and a major religion has been named as Brockton MA's national religion. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Brockton MA's national animal is the Eastern box turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Brockton MA is ranked 78,012th in the world and 86th in Bingos Puppet Sanctuary for Most Conservative, scoring 72.08 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Brockton MA, a major religion has been named as Brockton MA's national religion.
- : Following new legislation in
Brockton MA, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.
- : Following new legislation in
Brockton MA, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters.
- : Following new legislation in
Brockton MA, Leader's pathetic ghost costume is the butt of many jokes (Brockton MA has found 1 easter egg).
- : Following new legislation in
Brockton MA, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
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Brockton MA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 10% for Most Avoided, Highest Crime Rates, and Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
Brockton MA, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
- : Following new legislation in
Brockton MA, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons.
- : Following new legislation in
Brockton MA, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
- : Following new legislation in
Brockton MA, rumor has it that the government was paid off by the mob to allow casinos to reopen.