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The Grand Principality of Brohacci

“Pie is a lie, there is only cake.” Ervimos Brascius

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Lazarus

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Brohacci

Population7.733 billion

CapitalEfnahagslegs Mikilvægis
LeaderErvimos Brascius

CurrencyDollar
AnimalEfnahagslegs Frozen Wolf

The Grand Principality of Brohacci is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ervimos Brascius with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, prohibition of alcohol, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 7.733 billion Brais are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Efnahagslegs Mikilvægis. The average income tax rate is 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Brohaccian economy, worth 695 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is 89,915 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation refuses to provide international aid, kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers, kidnapping has become the latest get-rich-quick scheme, and a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Brohaccian as 'your finger, you fool'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brohacci's national animal is the Efnahagslegs Frozen Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Brohacci is ranked 153,566th in the world and 5,632nd in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -11.05 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 391stMost Secular: 592ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,502ndTop
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Best Weather: 1,641stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,088thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,242ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,685thNudest: 3,114thHealthiest Citizens: 3,380thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,392ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,539thMost Efficient Economies: 4,936thMost Cultured: 4,953rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,086thMost Developed: 5,678thMost Pacifist: 6,602ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,200thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,820thTop
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Largest Governments: 12,846thLowest Crime Rates: 14,678thSmartest Citizens: 15,146th
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Most Secular: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 71st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 79th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 112th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 115th in the regionNudest: 162nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 164th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 175th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 239th in the regionMost Cultured: 251st in the regionMost Developed: 282nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 285th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 361st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 397th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 506th in the regionMost Influential: 536th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brohacci, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Brohaccian as 'your finger, you fool'.
  • : Following new legislation in Brohacci, kidnapping has become the latest get-rich-quick scheme.
  • : Following new legislation in Brohacci, kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers.
  • : Following new legislation in Brohacci, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Brohacci, libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands.
  • : Following new legislation in Brohacci, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Brohacci, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis.
  • : Following new legislation in Brohacci, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Brohacci, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled.
  • : Following new legislation in Brohacci, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.

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