The Kingdom of Browns is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 367 million Brownsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 13.9%.

The thriving Brownsian economy, worth 24.7 trillion Golden Appleses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 67,392 Golden Appleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

More and more students are taking up a career in medicine, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Brownsian stage setups, and a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Browns's national animal is the Cheetah.

Browns is ranked 158,116^th in the world and 18^th in Burge Classroom for Nudest, with 124.75 cheeks per square mile.