The United Empire of Brsil is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Alexandre I with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 1.386 billion Brsilienses are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Britânia. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brsiliense economy, worth 158 trillion Réis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,321 Réis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, nudity is frowned upon, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brsil's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Brsil is ranked 223,746^th in the world and 8,703^rd in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 11.16 Atheism Rate.