The White Dragon Republic of Brunssum is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Village Idiot with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 19.452 billion Brunssumians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prince Hendrik. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Brunssumian economy, worth a remarkable 6,998 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 359,799 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, and the nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown. Brunssum's national animal is the Furby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Brunssum is ranked 102,454^th in the world and 1,641^st in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,719.69 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.