The Kingdom of Brytannicea is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 530 million Brytanniceans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caerlea. The average income tax rate is 19.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Brytannicean economy, worth 35.9 trillion Silver Roma a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,698 Silver Roma, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", autopsies often involve only cursory examination, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, and Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brytannicea's national animal is the Red Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Brytannicea is ranked 114,410^th in the world and 56^th in Barbaria for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,114.4 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.