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The Rogue Nation of BSN89

“A lo áspero por las estrellas”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Solid Kingdom

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BSN89

Population3.131 billion

CapitalPamplona
LeaderBlanca
FaithAgape

Currencycoin
Animalanimal

The Rogue Nation of BSN89 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Blanca with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.131 billion BSN89ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pamplona. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.0%.

The frighteningly efficient BSN89ian economy, worth 469 trillion coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,963 coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Blanca can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Blanca to cartoon bears, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BSN89's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Agape.

BSN89 is ranked 71,519th in the world and 3rd in Solid Kingdom for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,491.29 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Top
1%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,183rdTop
5%
Most Patriotic: 5,126thHealthiest Citizens: 7,265thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,300thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,625thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,258thMost Devout: 9,567thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,685thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,634thMost Developed: 14,763rdLargest Mining Sector: 15,914thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,347thTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 17,307thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,254thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,936thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,724thMost Inclusive: 23,609thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,174thHighest Average Incomes: 25,025thSmartest Citizens: 27,442ndMost Efficient Economies: 27,449thLargest Black Market: 31,592ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 31,866thHighest Food Quality: 32,176thBest Weather: 32,420th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : BSN89 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN89, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in BSN89, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Blanca to cartoon bears.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN89, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : BSN89 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather, Most Advanced Law Enforcement, and Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN89, Blanca can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN89, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN89, the government is spending billions of taxpayer coins to support "struggling" industries.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN89, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
  • : BSN89 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

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