The Democracy of Bubblekirby is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nobler Wobblewonk with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.418 billion Bubblekirbyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of H20 Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 15.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bubblekirbyian economy, worth a remarkable 7,725 trillion Gamebucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 262,619 Gamebucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, public hospital staff roll their eyes at anything less than a heart attack, and only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare. Crime is totally unknown. Bubblekirby's national animal is the Axolotl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bubblekirby is ranked 24,977^th in the world and 3^rd in Free Thought for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,195.91 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.