The Peace of Buddhism is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Buddha with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 17.498 billion Buddhas enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Buddhismian economy, worth 490 trillion Apples a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Soda Sales. Average income is 28,022 Apples, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, riots have broken out as a water shortage threatens Buddhism's stability, and wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby. Crime is almost non-existent. Buddhism's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Buddhism is ranked 64,229^th in the world and 3^rd in Buddhism for Nudest, with 196.25 cheeks per square mile.