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The Greatest Grass Starter of Bulbasaur reichpact

“We bully Vileplume” President hzbdgeievwhsi

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: The Flower of the Dawn

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Bulbasaur reichpact

Population6.109 billion

CapitalVictreebell
LeaderPresident hzbdgeievwhsi
FaithCult that believes Dialga is pretty cool

CurrencyPetal Blizzard
AnimalBulbasaur

The Greatest Grass Starter of Bulbasaur reichpact is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President hzbdgeievwhsi with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.109 billion Venasaurs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victreebell. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Venasaurian economy, worth a remarkable 2,648 trillion Petal Blizzards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 433,606 Petal Blizzards, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,980,985 per year while the poor average 4,937, a ratio of 806 to 1.

It is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, the legal profession considers itself above the law, and children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Petal Blizzard charge on their phone bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bulbasaur reichpact's national animal is the Bulbasaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult that believes Dialga is pretty cool.

Bulbasaur reichpact is ranked 39,136th in the world and 2nd in The Flower of the Dawn for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.06 law-abiding acts per hour.

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1%
Largest Retail Industry: 232ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 292ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 615thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 633rdLargest Insurance Industry: 946thMost Efficient Economies: 953rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,040thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,072ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,292ndRudest Citizens: 1,446thLargest Mining Sector: 1,462ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,464thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,467thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,485thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,668thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,009thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,062ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,543rdTop
5%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,521stSmartest Citizens: 4,802ndLargest Governments: 4,808thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,497thNudest: 7,312thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,237thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,663rdTop
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Most Cultured: 16,544thMost Conservative: 20,033rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,352ndMost Pro-Market: 25,984thLargest Gambling Industry: 29,436th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bulbasaur reichpact was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Bulbasaur reichpact lodged a message on the The Flower of the Dawn Regional Message Board.
  • : Bulbasaur reichpact was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Bulbasaur reichpact, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Petal Blizzard charge on their phone bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Bulbasaur reichpact, the legal profession considers itself above the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Bulbasaur reichpact, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Bulbasaur reichpact, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
  • : Following new legislation in Bulbasaur reichpact, stoogery and pratfalls are about as scathingly clever as Venasaurian humor gets.
  • : Following new legislation in Bulbasaur reichpact, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Bulbasaur reichpact, the Small Council has more than a little influence.

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