The Armed Republic of Bureaucraticia is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 593 million Bureaucraticians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The very strong Bureaucratician economy, worth 35.3 trillion dimes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 59,473 dimes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,236 per year while the poor average 9,172, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime is a problem. Bureaucraticia's national animal is the concrete walls, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bureaucraticia is ranked 248,189^th in the world and 335^th in The UMNS for Nudest, with 72 cheeks per square mile.