The City of Burnaby is a massive, safe nation, ruled by God-King Mike Hurley with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.337 billion Burnabeaners are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metrotown. The average income tax rate is 55.5%.

The a Burnabeaner economy, worth 95.6 trillion clothing i stole from metrotowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,925 clothing i stole from metrotowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, A Burnabeaner politicians are often described as having more style than substance, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', and surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burnaby's national animal is the crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Hurleyian Islam.

Burnaby is ranked 207,518^th in the world and 7^th in big for Most Extreme, scoring 14.51 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.