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The Silly and Chaotic Drone of C Y N

“Get snuck upon!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Hells Lounge

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C Y N

Population921 million

CapitalCyn-City
LeaderCyn The Silly World Destroyer

CurrencyHeart
AnimalSpider

The Silly and Chaotic Drone of C Y N is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cyn The Silly World Destroyer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 921 million Drones are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyn-City. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Pathetic economy, worth 15.4 trillion Hearts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 16,732 Hearts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

90% of active duty CYNAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. C Y N's national animal is the Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

C Y N is ranked 316,125th in the world and 28th in Hells Lounge for Smartest Citizens, with 12.37 quips per hour.

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Most Authoritarian: 749thMost Extreme: 1,974thMost Conservative: 3,250thTop
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Most Income Equality: 8,748thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 29,725thMost Beautiful Environments: 30,720thHighest Average Tax Rates: 33,357th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the region

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