The Colony of Cabo Wabo Federation is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Governor with an even hand, and renowned for its burgeoning Parrot population. The quiet, industrious population of 8.644 billion Cabo Wabo Federationians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cabo. The average income tax rate is 32.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Cabo Wabo Federationian economy, worth 211 trillion Pesos a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,463 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People talk about things being better when men were men, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, Cabo Wabo Federation successfully hosted the Cabo Wabo Olympics, and thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cabo Wabo Federation's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cabo Wabo Federation is ranked 156,260^th in the world and 2^nd in Cabo Wabo for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.49 law-abiding acts per hour.