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The Commonwealth of Cacocu

“I have really good mottos, the best mottos!” Derek Rump

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Location: The East Pacific



Population8.554 billion

LeaderDerek Rump


The Commonwealth of Cacocu is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Derek Rump with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.554 billion Cacocuans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otisburg. The average income tax rate is 70.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cacocuan economy, worth a remarkable 2,228 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 260,579 Dollarydoos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, and ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools. Crime is totally unknown. Cacocu's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cacocu is ranked 63,782nd in the world and 2,761st in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,484.56 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 772ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 887thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 896thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,212thSmartest Citizens: 1,212thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,306thMost Developed: 1,550thRudest Citizens: 1,682ndTop
Largest Retail Industry: 1,829thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,830thMost Cultured: 2,143rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,177thHealthiest Citizens: 2,312thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,358thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,436thHighest Average Incomes: 2,556thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,561stMost Influential: 2,855thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,050thMost Inclusive: 3,232ndNicest Citizens: 3,830thSafest: 4,138thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,307thLargest Governments: 4,550thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,673rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,055thMost Efficient Economies: 5,112thHighest Economic Output: 5,320thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,324thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,410thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,568thMost Pacifist: 5,629thMost Secular: 6,138thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,865thBest Weather: 8,399thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,724thMost Stationary: 8,963rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,308thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,404thLowest Crime Rates: 14,352ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,464th
Most Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 35th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 40th in the regionRudest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Developed: 42nd in the regionMost Cultured: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 48th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 55th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 62nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 69th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 79th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 83rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 91st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 95th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 101st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 110th in the regionSafest: 112th in the regionMost Inclusive: 112th in the regionLargest Governments: 112th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 115th in the regionNicest Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 129th in the regionMost Stationary: 140th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 146th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 160th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 168th in the regionMost Pacifist: 169th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 181st in the regionMost Secular: 206th in the regionMost Influential: 210th in the regionLargest Populations: 237th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 242nd in the regionBest Weather: 252nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 274th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 346th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 387th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 436th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 553rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 583rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 700th in the region

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