The Empire of Cadonio is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Rojas with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.055 billion Cadonioans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Cardenas. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cadonioan economy, worth 644 trillion Stag Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,866 Stag Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, when their backs are against the walls Cadonioans look out for gay men, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, and judicial torture is outsourced overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cadonio's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cadonioism.

Cadonio is ranked 21,236^th in the world and 596^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 158,866.7 Standard Monetary Units.