The Holy Generous Dystopia of Caduceo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Spenago Stellargold with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.188 billion Caduceoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy Capitol. The average income tax rate is 69.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Caduceoan economy, worth 560 trillion Cadcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 90,637 Cadcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", and the countryside is shrouded by wind farms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caduceo's national animal is the Pink Fluffy Ghost Narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Generositivism.

Caduceo is ranked 17,417^th in the world and 12^th in Force for Largest Black Market, with 30.4 trillion Standard Monetary Units.