The Holy Generous Dystopia of Caduceo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Spenago Stellargold with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.806 billion Caduceoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy Capitol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Caduceoan economy, worth 459 trillion Cadcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 95,619 Cadcoins, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

The standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry, and the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caduceo's national animal is the Pink Fluffy Ghost Narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Generositivism.

Caduceo is ranked 38,483^rd in the world and 36^th in Force for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 4,795.88 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.