The Generous Dystopia of Caduceo is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Spenago Stellargold with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.03 billion Caduceans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy Capitol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.9%.

The powerhouse Caduceoan economy, worth 225 trillion Cadcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 74,527 Cadcoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

The justice of Caduceo is considered superior to that of other nations, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up, and a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caduceo's national animal is the Pink Fluffy Narwhal, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is Generositivism.

Caduceo is ranked 50,777^th in the world and 62^nd in Force for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,749.88 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.