“Ego vero custos mei fratris sum.”
|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker
Location: The Internationale
The Rose Commune of Caelapes is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ester ScŠuola with a fair hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, national health service, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.452 billion Caelapenes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ScŠva. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Caelapitan economy, worth a remarkable 4,718 trillion rosariuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 242,570 rosariuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Referenda are held for every conceivable government action, the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, and citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Caelapes's national animal is the blue-billed duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Caelapes was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Meorlanorde.
- : Caelapes lost the endorsement of The Marxist-Leninist Republic of Soberanos-Socialistas.
- : Caelapes's influence in The Internationale fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Caelapes was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Mylenea cuase.
- : Caelapes was endorsed by The Democratic Confederation of Dracran Bat.
- : Caelapes was endorsed by The Mazdakian People's Noocracy of Bunkaiia.
- : Caelapes was endorsed by The Community of Land of Justinian.
- : Caelapes was endorsed by The Democratic States of Bernieland Republic.
- : Caelapes was endorsed by The Marxist-Leninist Republic of Soberanos-Socialistas.
- : Caelapes voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Reproductive Freedoms"".
Endorsements Received: 42 » Terranova-Serre, Esgeirimmen, Saltspring Island, Duravia, Albania 3, 0001b, Bhaarot, Minahasa, Upcrus, Karlos, Choveynia, Doultrenia, Union of Albandrite Socialist Republics, Novaci, Zerphen, Darfaria, The Great Party, Prozitia, Extos Che, Ranat, Spesfinia, Titan, Bohstavia, Exbrit, Islati Scyia, West Kayal Island, Randfyldania, Golinistan, Free Refustanber, Attempted Socialism, Bihastria, The Commune of Meddle, Weaventingost, New Ordiel Kalibleland, Gebodwits, Absurd Land, Liberated Socialist Peoples, East Nazareth, Mafura, Bernieland Republic, Bunkaiia, and Meorlanorde.