The Democratic Republic of Caesarton is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Cheddar with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, humorless population of 26.516 billion Caesartonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jacktopia. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Caesartonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,705 trillion Credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,040 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caesarton's national animal is the Manx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caesarton is ranked 44,367^th in the world and 340^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.99 law-abiding acts per hour.