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The Conducător of Caezar

“Chi si ferma perduto, mille anni ogni minuto!” HC Strache

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The League of Conservative Nations

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Caezar

Population7.214 billion

CapitalFasci and Corporations
LeaderHC Strache

CurrencyForza
Animalcommie

The Conducător of Caezar is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by HC Strache with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.214 billion Caezarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fasci and Corporations. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Caezarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,680 trillion Forzas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 371,609 Forzas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The Caezar Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Caezar's national animal is the commie, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caezar is ranked 99,843rd in the world and 67th in The League of Conservative Nations for Most Politically Free, scoring 45.33 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Largest Retail Industry: 34thMost Armed: 50thHighest Crime Rates: 68thLargest Gambling Industry: 68thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 70thFattest Citizens: 98thMost Avoided: 148thRudest Citizens: 150thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 158thMost Corrupt Governments: 253rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 294thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 303rdLargest Mining Sector: 396thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 417thMost Rebellious Youth: 536thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 616thHighest Average Incomes: 742ndHighest Poor Incomes: 787thMost Ignorant Citizens: 797thLargest Insurance Industry: 886thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 934thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,211thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,311thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,645thMost Influential: 1,840thLargest Black Market: 3,562ndNudest: 3,645thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,857thHighest Economic Output: 3,975thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,192ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,469thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,566thMost Efficient Economies: 5,801stMost Secular: 7,079thTop
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Largest Governments: 7,900thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,474thMost Stationary: 11,558th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Caezar lodged a message on the The League of Conservative Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, the Caezar Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Caezar was endorsed by The Empire of Willdavie.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
  • : Caezar lodged a message on the The League of Conservative Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study.

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