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The Conducător of Caezar

“Chi si ferma perduto, mille anni ogni minuto!” Gianfranco Fiore

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The League of Conservative Nations

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Caezar

Population9.623 billion

CapitalFasci e delle Corporazioni
LeaderGianfranco Fiore

CurrencyForza
Animalcommie

The Conducător of Caezar is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Gianfranco Fiore with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.623 billion Caezarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fasci e delle Corporazioni. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Caezarian economy, worth a remarkable 4,109 trillion Forzas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 427,033 Forzas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,311,368 per year while the poor average 40,791, a ratio of 56.7 to 1.

Gianfranco Fiore's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, and wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Caezar's national animal is the commie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Caezar is ranked 1,504th in the world and 1st in The League of Conservative Nations for Most Influential, scoring 63,524 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Largest Retail Industry: 34thMost Armed: 40thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 47thLargest Gambling Industry: 55thHighest Crime Rates: 56thFattest Citizens: 64thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 75thMost Avoided: 109thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 141stMost Corrupt Governments: 154thMost Efficient Economies: 158thHighest Disposable Incomes: 197thRudest Citizens: 313thLargest Mining Sector: 355thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 363rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 365thMost Ignorant Citizens: 492ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 514thHighest Average Incomes: 579thMost Rebellious Youth: 588thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 723rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 785thMost Subsidized Industry: 842ndLargest Insurance Industry: 960thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 994thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,242ndMost Influential: 1,504thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,614thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,032ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,518thLargest Governments: 3,750thMost Secular: 3,983rdNudest: 5,411thLargest Black Market: 6,092ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,646thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,662ndMost Stationary: 9,925thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,469thMost Conservative: 20,887th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, Gianfranco Fiore's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, oxygen is commonly known as 'breathinium'.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Gianfranco Fiore.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Caezar voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Ever-Wandering Souls".
  • : Following new legislation in Caezar, half of Caezar just lost MyFace after space debris collided with a major communications satellite.

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