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The Particularly Grand Duchy of Caffeinneburg

“Hand Me the Gun and Ask Me Again”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: North America

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Caffeinneburg

Population40.268 billion

CapitalCaffeinneburg City
LeaderArchduke Mister Chris VI

Currencyorichalk
Animalalzabo

The Particularly Grand Duchy of Caffeinneburg is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Archduke Mister Chris VI with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 40.268 billion Caffeinneburgians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Environment, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caffeinneburg City. The average income tax rate is 16.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Caffeinneburgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,785 trillion orichalks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 44,337 orichalks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the government is spending billions of taxpayer orichalks to support the Uranium Mining industry, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and Caffeinneburg's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caffeinneburg's national animal is the alzabo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caffeinneburg is ranked 228,293rd in the world and 61st in North America for Fattest Citizens, with 6.11 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Populations: 8thMost Stationary: 236thBest Weather: 1,779thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,831stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,058thMost Influential: 2,274thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,575thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,739thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,993rdHighest Economic Output: 9,638thMost Cultured: 10,285thMost Secular: 11,757thMost Armed: 11,781stTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 13,647thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,876thSmartest Citizens: 17,320thLowest Crime Rates: 17,333rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,246thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,010thHealthiest Citizens: 23,871st
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the region

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