“To rebel is justified”
|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
|Leader||the Chairman of the Commonwealth Council|
The Commonwealth of Cairnben is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by the Chairman of the Commonwealth Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.01 billion Cairnbenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nubierth. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Cairnbenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,085 trillion bretzels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 154,833 bretzels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, being the Chairman of the Commonwealth Council has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and the old neighbourhood isn't how most Cairnbenians remember it. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cairnben's national animal is the hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cairnben, the old neighbourhood isn't how most Cairnbenians remember it.
- : Following new legislation in Cairnben, being the Chairman of the Commonwealth Council has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
- : Following new legislation in Cairnben, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.
- : Cairnben was endorsed by The Christmas Tree Factory of Cobleck Weleis.
- : Following new legislation in Cairnben, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Cairnben, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied hummingbird.
- : Following new legislation in Cairnben, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
- : Following new legislation in Cairnben, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : Cairnben was endorsed by The Tsaral Communes of Volstokn.
- : Cairnben was endorsed by The Kingdom of Angshire.
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