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The Democratic Republic of Caitistana

“The Future is in Caitistana”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands

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Caitistana

Population213 million

CurrencyCaitistanan Phama
AnimalPenguin

The Democratic Republic of Caitistana is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 213 million Caitistanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 48.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Caitistanan economy, worth 14.6 trillion Caitistanan Phamas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,353 Caitistanan Phamas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tightness of border controls in Caitistana leave a little to be desired, refugees from other nations are flocking to Caitistana's border, there are no more heroes any more, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caitistana's national animal is the Penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Caitistana is ranked 24,143rd in the world and 285th in 10000 Islands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.13 percentage of bribes refused.

Top
5%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,514thMost Pacifist: 9,342ndTop
10%
Safest: 13,560thMost Inclusive: 18,098thNicest Citizens: 18,975thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,830thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,808thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,715thMost Influential: 23,734thLeast Corrupt Governments: 24,143rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 25,752nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Caitistana, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in Caitistana, there are no more heroes any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Caitistana, refugees from other nations are flocking to Caitistana's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Caitistana, the tightness of border controls in Caitistana leave a little to be desired.
  • : Following new legislation in Caitistana, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Following new legislation in Caitistana, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
  • : Caitistana voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn A Bloodred Moon".
  • : Following new legislation in Caitistana, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels.
  • : Following new legislation in Caitistana, the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted.
  • : Caitistana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.

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