The Computer Generated Dominion of Calculum is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by SiSAE with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory vegetarianism, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.655 billion Calculumiani are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Server. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Calculumian economy, worth a remarkable 2,946 trillion Bytes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 305,178 Bytes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, the fate of the world literally rests on SiSAE's fingers, and many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calculum's national animal is the Ti-84, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Deus Est Machina.

Calculum is ranked 316,016^th in the world and 3^rd in The ME Sector for Most Primitive, scoring -1259.02 on the Scary Big Number Scale.