The Community of Calenoa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Jev Närrin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.741 billion Calenoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Herrlichkeit-Zentral. The average income tax rate is 64.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Calenoan economy, worth 297 trillion Calenoan Rinaches a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 79,540 Calenoan Rinaches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are pillars of society, common misteaks slip threw as the Issues Editing Team adds issues by the hundread (Calenoa has found 2 easter eggs), atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, and a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Calenoa's national animal is the Calenoan Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Riserism.

Calenoa is ranked 51,074^th in the world and 6^th in Inferno Stellaria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.87 law-abiding acts per hour.