“Hele mei hoohiwahiwa! Ho'olu komo la kaua!” Da Big Kahuna
|Category: Iron Fist Socialists|
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: the South Pacific
|Leader||Da Big Kahuna|
The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Da Big Kahuna with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 18.566 billion Caliwogs are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.
The large government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astro City. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Cali economy, worth a remarkable 2,137 trillion Takoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,117 Takoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment, women who display their ankles are shunned by society, and a plague of zealots has been unleashed on the streets of Astro City. Crime is totally unknown. Calistan's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahunaism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Deputy Chair of Imperial Dodo.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Dominion of Greater Scottyda Isles.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Ferrhibium.
- : Calistan endorsed The People's Republic of Jazzfrezia.
- : Calistan endorsed The Dominion of Dascoda Island.
- : Calistan endorsed The Republic of Novum Sina.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The People's Republic of Jazzfrezia.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Dominion of Dascoda Island.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Republic of Novum Sina.
- : Following new legislation in Calistan, a plague of zealots has been unleashed on the streets of Astro City.
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