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The Red Holy of Calsolato


Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: The North Pacific



Population2.104 billion

LeaderJohn Wick


The Red Holy of Calsolato is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by John Wick with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.104 billion Calsolatians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cadfast. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Calsolatoan economy, worth 296 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 140,747 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime is totally unknown. Calsolato's national animal is the Cow.

Calsolato is ranked 128,852nd in the world and 6,895th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 14.77 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 965thTop
Most Armed: 2,219thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,642ndRudest Citizens: 4,107thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,432ndMost Influential: 4,774thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,323rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,455thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,512thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,708thLargest Retail Industry: 6,180thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,231stTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,681stMost Rebellious Youth: 13,535thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,313thHighest Average Incomes: 14,565thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,216th
Most Armed: 76th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 127th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 154th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 176th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 206th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 224th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 245th in the regionRudest Citizens: 247th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 291st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 343rd in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 529th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 620th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 629th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 647th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 708th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 820th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 854th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 152 » Sil Dorsett, Yaorozu, Alunya, The Rhein States, Runeda, Prydania, Drusselstein, Lunallian, Newpromisedland, El Fiji Grande, Notyoutopia, Banabistan, Shibutani, Pallaith, Bananoonza, Delmak, Kulgatha, Siwale, Randbourne, Shin-Hachioji, Omnistria, Bearical, Kasazzastan, Loutsland, Ozstan, Breduria, Trillius, Corfad, Pasargad, Great Bights Mum, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Pleroma Sans Romans, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Ataraxia Somnia, New Octicarg, Wisconsota, Independent Halls, PembrokeLand, Moose repupblic, Moisus, Sockmanland, Yugobatania, Duerrlewang, Guer Aike, Wineclaw, Russilina, Aratani, Selfgradatude, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, and 102 others.Destructive Government Endorsing System, Steampunk Ariel, Federation Terra Australis, San Gavino, Antiyard, Freyford, The Tampa Bay Rays, Solskjar, Tamgu, Fizban, Sunto, Sundred, McMasterdonia, Koda-Land, Gnomewatchers, Dreadton, The Iron Lions, Indiana Hoosier nation, The Windmilluminati, Kaschovia, Illichiana, Amauri, Old Emporia, Makersaulache, Scouria, 1 very fast endotarter, Humptalumpta, Virillum, Shadowrik, Daiz, Cuyan, Potestasia, East Supple Lund, Racoda, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Abject Ludicrosity, Lorigia, Zumlandia, Walter Jackson, Loli County, Fel Imass, BrightFutures, Lordelles, Moubarakistan, Choistan, VietAnhland, Landnovia, Kingdom Of Manaf, The Empire of the Clarence, Francois Isidore, Meso Land, Quentiam Viventem, Spartoptia, Marmiedon, Kwaj, Territorio di Nessuno, Lanterkint, Glurponia, New Bremerton, The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness, Joodey, Holy Oranz, Altamonte, PlanetPunk, Neworva, Clan Spaniel, Frances Francis the First of France, Nothru Lerple, Wilkshire, Wallachian People, Lendara, Votak Matim, Xentherida, Napnomadia, PotatoFarmers, Angshire, United Kahndaq, Ponantine, Xzavia-Hjar, Germanic Araya, Miruma, Kranostav, Xagill, Yukti, Penrith, Pazair, Phoeba, Empy, Seenvorland, Haor Chall, Vincone Cae, Black Templares, Viridiann, Daymonskinner, Dabarastan, Ethnon, United Anglo-America, Orado, Parmovand, Zyvetskistaahn, Opstan, and Maott.

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