The Free Land of Cambrionia is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its lack of airports, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 514 million Cambrionii enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankorum. The average income tax rate is 45.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Cambrioni economy, worth 18.8 trillion Luxury Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,560 Luxury Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, the government says only criminals harp on about "innocent until proven guilty", and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is totally unknown. Cambrionia's national animal is the Humpback Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cambrionia is ranked 235,403^rd in the world and 205^th in Valley of Peace for Most Avoided, scoring 1.32 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.