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The Adventures of Camelza

“These NSers are crazy!”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Angels of Derp

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Camelza

Population16.558 billion

Capitalsnark
LeaderNichard Rixon
Faiththe one that promises cookies in heaven

Currencyroast boar
Animalchocolate cannabis cake

The Adventures of Camelza is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nichard Rixon with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 16.558 billion adorable bunnies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of snark. The average income tax rate is 31.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient nasty economy, worth a remarkable 2,413 trillion roast boars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 145,781 roast boars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is totally unknown. Camelza's national animal is the chocolate cannabis cake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the one that promises cookies in heaven.

Camelza is ranked 26,072nd in the world and 5th in Angels of Derp for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 189.32 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Publishing Industry: 238thMost Cheerful Citizens: 814thMost Efficient Economies: 874thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,369thTop
5%
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,321stMost Cultured: 2,488thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,509thMost Developed: 2,566thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,652ndSmartest Citizens: 2,879thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,065thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,111thHighest Economic Output: 4,763rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,018thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,030thBest Weather: 6,113thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,122ndMost Influential: 6,781stMost Politically Free: 6,851stNicest Citizens: 7,633rdNudest: 8,089thLargest Populations: 8,113thTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,702ndHighest Average Incomes: 13,445thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,229th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Camelza was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Camelza was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Camelza was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Camelza was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Camelza was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Camelza was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Camelza was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Camelza's influence in Angels of Derp rose from "Instigator" to "Enforcer".
  • : Camelza's influence in Angels of Derp rose from "Minnow" to "Instigator".
  • : Camelza relocated from Balder to Angels of Derp.

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