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The Free Land of Cameroi

“Anyone can form a committee”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Forest

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Cameroi

Population22.943 billion

CapitalNebethira
Faithnalanuthu is popular but unofficial

Currencydream
Animalcamaroian lion bear

The Free Land of Cameroi is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its digital currency, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.943 billion Cameroians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nebethira. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Cameroian economy, worth 271 trillion dreams a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 11,826 dreams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cameroi's national animal is the camaroian lion bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is nalanuthu is popular but unofficial.

Cameroi is ranked 36,074th in the world and 101st in Forest for Highest Drug Use, scoring 97.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Pacifist: 352ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 377thNicest Citizens: 470thMost Compassionate Citizens: 571stHighest Average Tax Rates: 734thSafest: 820thLeast Corrupt Governments: 866thBest Weather: 898thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 918thMost Beautiful Environments: 950thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,148thLargest Governments: 1,251stLowest Crime Rates: 1,625thHealthiest Citizens: 1,661stMost Cultured: 1,957thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,425thSmartest Citizens: 2,568thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,652ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,694thLargest Populations: 5,168thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,246thMost Stationary: 21,085thMost Influential: 21,406thMost Income Equality: 23,768th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 25th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 35th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 36th in the regionBest Weather: 37th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 41st in the regionMost Inclusive: 43rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cameroi lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cameroi, schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate.
  • : Cameroi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Cameroi, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Following new legislation in Cameroi, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Cameroi lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cameroi, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning.
  • : Cameroi lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cameroi, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep.
  • : Cameroi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.

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