The Free Land of Cameroi is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its digital currency, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.943 billion Cameroians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nebethira. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Cameroian economy, worth 271 trillion dreams a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 11,826 dreams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cameroi's national animal is the camaroian lion bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is nalanuthu is popular but unofficial.

Cameroi is ranked 36,074^th in the world and 101^st in Forest for Highest Drug Use, scoring 97.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.