The Grand Armored Empire of Camokilland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by I The Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 22.032 billion Camokillnadions enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Wheel. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Camokillnadion economy, worth a remarkable 4,345 trillion Cutialles a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,248 Cutialles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Camokilland's national animal is the Nine Headed Hydra, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Camokilland is ranked 267,924^th in the world and 2^nd in Epicenter Of Prosperity for Most Secular, with 11.97 Atheism Rate.