by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Eye of Candlewhisper Archive

Candlewhisper Archive was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 235

“Knowing is beginning” First Person Singular

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Forest

OverviewFactbookPoliciesPeopleGovernmentEconomyRankTrendDeck

Issues Editor

Candlewhisper Archive

Population7.144 billion

CapitalMonaster
LeaderFirst Person Singular

Currency🍒🍒🍒winline
AnimalThree-Toed Indecent Dolphin Mutant Thing

The Eye of Candlewhisper Archive is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by First Person Singular with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.144 billion Archivists enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Environment and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaster. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Archivian economy, worth a remarkable 2,712 trillion 🍒🍒🍒winlines a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 379,659 🍒🍒🍒winlines, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,881,425 per year while the poor average 43,443, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, t-shirts displaying a photo of First Person Singular performing the Full-Monty are selling out, and sushi just hasn't been the same since salmon went extinct overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Candlewhisper Archive's national animal is the Three-Toed Indecent Dolphin Mutant Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Candlewhisper Archive is ranked 34,486th in the world and 158th in Forest for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,983.75 on the Edu-tellignceŽ Test Score.

Top
1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 71stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 160thLargest Retail Industry: 171stFattest Citizens: 171stMost Avoided: 174thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 210thMost Scientifically Advanced: 256thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 260thRudest Citizens: 280thHighest Disposable Incomes: 281stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 316thLargest Information Technology Sector: 366thMost Inclusive: 407thMost Secular: 488thSmartest Citizens: 546thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 550thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 587thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 591stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 592ndHighest Average Incomes: 630thMost Rebellious Youth: 776thHighest Crime Rates: 780thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 888thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,125thLargest Mining Sector: 1,153rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,187thMost Influential: 1,200thTop
5%
Most Cultured: 1,731stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,996thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,016thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,932ndHighest Economic Output: 3,595thMost Efficient Economies: 5,262ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,959thMost Armed: 6,228thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,651stTop
10%
Nudest: 8,601stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,761stMost Pro-Market: 9,598thLargest Black Market: 15,965thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,620th
Top
1%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionMost Armed: 19th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 26th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

More...

View Forum posts

Report